This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeee
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard

E A D G B e
D x-x-o-2-3-2
Fm x-x-4-6-7-5
Em x-x-2-4-5-3
A(ii) x-0-2-0-2-2

Opening
E------------------------------------------
A--------------------------------0---------
D--0---------4---------2----------2--------
G-----2--2------6--6------4--4-----0-------
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e---2--2------5--5------3--3--------2------

(picking)

D Fm Em A(ii)
Dont always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes thats not right, to do

D Fm Em A(ii)
Sometimes you got to make some love, and fuckin giver some smoochy smooch

(The opening picking plays throught most of the song except for whats below and a few other times)

(strumming)

Bm G Bm G
Sometimes you have to squeee, sometimes you have to say please

D A
Somtimes you have to say hey

(Picking)

D Fm Em A(ii)
Im gonna fuck you softly, im gonna screw you gently

D Fm Em A(ii)
Im gonna hump you sweetly, im gonna ball you discretly

(strumming)

Bm G
And then you'll say hey I brought you flowers

D A
And then you'll say wait a minute Sally

Bm G
I think i got somethin in my teeth

D A
Will you get it out for me, Thats fuckin teamwork

(picking)

D Fm
What's your favorite posish?

Em A(ii)
That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.

D Fm
What's your favorite dish?

Em A(ii)
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanibar!

(strumming)

Bm G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,

D A
and then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly,

Bm G
and then I'll fucking bone you completely.

D A C D
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! Hard.


Tabulated By John Ware

[email protected]

23/12/02

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